11:10 am - Sun, Oct 30, 2011

This is not an option

You buy clothes from a thrift store.  And you’re all like, Baller!  Can’t wait to rock this rayon over-sized granny blouse with my riding pants I got for a $1.  Hold your horses, Bea Arthur.  Did you wash those babies? 

ME NEITHER!

But someone’s odor may be locked in those threads and you don’t want a dance party to break out and you realize you smell like literal death. 

Trips on washing Thrift finds:

Always consider your washing method before purchasing.

Can you throw it in the wash and it come out the way it was before?  Or is dry-cleaning a must to keep this baby intact.

I find a lot of people get rid of clothes simply because they don’t want to pay to get them dry-cleaned.  SERIOUSLY.  

If you’re buying something that is dry-clean only, and it has the potential for sealed-away stench, weigh the purchase cost with the cost it would take to bring that baby to life.  It’s not as exciting finding a wool coat for $1 if it’s not worth the $20 in dry-cleaning fees to get rid of the scent of cigarettes that nailed the coffin of Aunt Belinda.

But some purchases are definitely worth the extra step for upkeep. 

Get a steamer!

Steamers are a great way to flush out stenches and melt away wrinkles.  Plus they’re a relaxing way to contemplate your station in life.

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11:29 pm - Sat, Oct 29, 2011
We all know Hopper is the man!  The man with the plan!

We all know Hopper is the man!  The man with the plan!

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11:21 pm

How to be fancy!

So, you want to be fancy!

Let me give you some advice.  Fancy is free.  Free, is Fancy.  Fancy, Free!

Out of the Closet is one of the best places in the world to shop for a Halloween costume.

GET IT?

GOT IT!

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